Unreleased Jimmy Page Riff to be Unlocked to Save Rock and Roll

This is a funny article from the Onion on how an unreleased Jimmy Page riff is locked away in some secret vault in Wales and it must be released on society to save rock.

Apparently the record is recorded on cobalt...haha

My favorite quote of the article is from Brian May of Queen: "May God have mercy on our souls for what we are going to set loose upon the world"

Ahh, if only it were true...

Check out the article here.

Thanks to my friend Jessie for this one...